Ed was starring at Pippa Middletons bum when he suddenly realised he had left a banana in his pocket… well thats what he told the wife.
The best yet!
‘Blame Nick Clegg, its his fault not mine!’ Ed tries to explain why the Yes to AV campaign failed so massively.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde (via foreverdecadent)
Day 5 of Labour Love God Series: Ed was always a ‘player’ and he never missed his chance with an experienced woman.
Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
I like people too much or not at all.
Sylvia Plath (via -horrorshow)
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